You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
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this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
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I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus