Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I wish I only lived at night.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
You smell like stripper and shame
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True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
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I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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