i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
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He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
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