the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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