ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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