Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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