I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
either way he was missing a nipple.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
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We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
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Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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