So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I will be naked everywhere
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
True strength comes from lack of pants
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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