I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
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Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
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I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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