So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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