We won't sleep together?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
Randomize