I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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