she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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