Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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