God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Randomize
