I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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