I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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