i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Randomize
