I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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