no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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