Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
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his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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