You're so nebulous sometimes
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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