at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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