I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
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She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
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Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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