He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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