Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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