Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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