But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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