there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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