its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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