They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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