Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
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Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
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Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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