i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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