WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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