I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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