well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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