Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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