don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
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I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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