Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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