He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
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Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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