i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
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Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
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I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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