she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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