As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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