She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
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