Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
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So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
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I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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