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what?
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I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
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I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
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We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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