let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
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Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
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So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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