Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
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sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
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