just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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