Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
it wasn't lemon gatorade
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
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