What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
whose parrot is this?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Randomize
