Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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