i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
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i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
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Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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