yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
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Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
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Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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