Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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