Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
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Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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