508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
i've created a new STD.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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