I want to stick my p in your. b.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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